Things I Liked Today

roseonabeach:

mrsmarymorstan:

stitchnik:

i-have-loki-feelings:

nothing-can-defeat-the-penis:

flyernerd:

Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased.

I was play guess superwholock

“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“…”

“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
“No…”
*half the board goes down*

“Have you died one hundred times in one episode?”

“God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!”

(via tomhiddleston-h)

cockringtoss:

in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict

it is made of condoms

(via pokestine)

itisneverlupus:

tennisaurus:

screamingcrawfish:

alphaqueer:

daysturnedtoweeks:

When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?

i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember

go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker

It floats
Source: just now

Awarded to tennisaurus for services to science and great justice.

(via pokestine)

“friends hang on to the ups and the downs because they got someone to believe in”

(Source: muchbetterthanironpatriot, via wondygirl)

theartofanimation:

Pettryb

theartofanimation:

Redredundance

glowpinkstah:

marapedic:

misternicegaius:

vorpal-claws:

90percentunrelated:

phone and internet at the same time was a legit problem, how many of you even remember that?

I had every single one of these problems

THE LAST TWO THO

Seriously, I can relate to ALL OF THESE. 

LMAO THE LAST TWOOOO!!!!!

(Source: somethinglikelydia, via queenandthree)

fuckyeahriotgrrrlsofcolor:

angrygirlcomics:

I got an email last week from a good friend of mine about a book launch party where the author would be reading excerpts from her new e-book on… Chinese American witches

and I was like

what

oh my god

this is so exciting

WHO IS THIS GIRL SHE IS MY MIND TWIN WE MUST MEET AND I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!

so I went to the reading and met Gwen Li, the author of The Switch Sisters. pointy hats were worn and Witches’ Brew beer was imbibed. 

and guess what, guys! For the rest of today and all of tomorrow you can download the e-book FOR FREE off Amazon as part of a special promo! 

GO GET IT HERE

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? 

I can’t wait to read it! 

From Amazon:

As the only Chinese family in town, the Switch sisters have always kept to themselves. But when Mara Switch is framed for murder, her sisters are forced to step into the spotlight and prove her innocence—all without revealing a dark family secret.

The Switch sisters know they’re different. With ink black hair and cat-like eyes, they certainly draw stares in a small town like Ambrose, where everyone else is white and has lived in the same neat houses with the same grassy lawns for generations. Behind their Chinese faces, however, the girls are also witches. The sisters manage to keep their special powers under wraps—that is, until Mara falls in love with the mayor’s only son. Their wedding is the most exciting event in town history, but festivities abruptly end when someone is murdered and Mara is unjustly charged. Her three younger sisters know that she’s innocent. Each with a budding magical talent, the girls must bring their powers together in order to save their sister. Meanwhile, the real murderer is still on the loose…

An immigrant story inside a witch story, THE SWITCH SISTERS is the first novella in a young adult series that follows Mara, Morgan, Marie, and Mina as they grow up, fall in love, and learn to embrace who they are.

support support support! 

(via jiggit)

tomhiddleston-h:

trekgate:

Star Trek Parallels

I love this gifset

tomhiddleston-h:

trekgate:

Star Trek Parallels

I love this gifset